March 2012
I'm a lazy texter.
tdeeszy:
I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7 you must be pretty freaking special.
f4lconpunch:
In the end, all I want is someone to care about me as equally as I care about them. I just want to know they would be serious about me, not just some one month thing or someone to pass the time with until they get bored. I don’t want any more or any less.
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
textposter:
Burying your boyfriends and saving them for later
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
typical conversation at school
friend: hi
me: hi
friend: i'm tired
me: same here
friend: i'm hungry
me: me too
friend: what are you doing over the weekend
me: nothing
friend: me neither
/silence
attractive person on internet: you're attractive
me: omg jskdgjshsdka i love you
attractive person in real life: you're attractive
me: what fucking sick joke is this?